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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
The Doctor Will See You Now
Does your dog love going to the veterinarian, or dread it? For some dogs, the obligatory annual a Three-year-old Pointer mix Annabelle...
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Rachel R. Baum
1 min read
In Praise of Senior Dogs
I love puppies, as long as they are someone else’s. Don’t get me wrong. There is nothing cuter than that little face while he is...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
The Incredible, Edible Leash
The ultimate in scratch-off lottery games for some dogs would be Leashtastic!, Lucky Leashes!, or best of all, Win 1,000 Leashes a Week...
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Rachel R. Baum
3 min read
Dog, Interrupted
Or maybe it should be “Bite, Interrupted.” Because some dogs will take the briefest of nips and back away so quickly that you’re not sure...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
There Are No Cliques at the Dog Park
After spending some time recently at my local dog park, I have decided that there are lessons to be learned there. For example, contrast...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
How Cute is That Face??!!
It started with Lassie, the Collie. Or maybe it was Rin Tin Tin, the German Shepherd. Or that dog Asta, the Jack Russell Terrier, from...
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Rachel R. Baum
3 min read
Welcome to the Dog House
You move in, pay the mortgage or the rent, screw in the light bulbs, have the paper delivered. You think the place is yours, right? If...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
My Bowl Runneth Over
Dog food manufacturers must love people who put out a full dish of food for their dogs, in Remember that awful scene in the film Mommie...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
Rule #1: No Peeing in the Pool
Those gated adults-only communities in Florida always seem to have lists of rules that regulate everything from how often your yard must...
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Rachel R. Baum
3 min read
Irreplaceable You
McDonalds, Burger King and Starbucks have taught us to expect uniformity. You can go to any of their franchises anywhere in the world and...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
You Talkin’ To Me??
Barney is a 5 year old Golden Retriever with excellent hearing. I mention this because his owners would swear on a stack of Bibles that...
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Rachel R. Baum
3 min read
This Blog is Rated X
In the Broadway musical The Producers, meek accountant Leopold Bloom sings about the “urge to merge.” As many chagrined dog owners know,...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
Dog Wars
The Stewart family home is a fortress, although visitors are welcome. It’s the family itself that is braced for battle. Because inside...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
Earth to Bailey
Some dogs don’t seem to have all four paws on the same ground as we do. This dog pays no never mind to a thing except the phantom smell...
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Rachel R. Baum
4 min read
Sleeping With St. Bernards
Where does your dog sleep? Let me rephrase that: Does your dog sleep with you? We won’t even go into the statistics of how many people...
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Rachel R. Baum
3 min read
The “D” Word
It’s the white elephant in the room whenever there is a Mastiff, St. Bernard or Bloodhound present. Owners of these breeds – and other...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
Year Two for 80 Strays
I don’t like to get dressed up, but I’ll do it for an event that benefits homeless animals. Friday night I ditched my boots for heels to...
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Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
Its the Thought that Counts
This morning, a neighborhood cat left a dead mouse next to my car. It was a thoughtful gesture of appreciation, since we set food out...
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Rachel R. Baum
4 min read
Riding in Cars With Dogs
Teddy, an eight-year-old Border Collie, has his owner well trained. When Teddy’s owner was between jobs, each morning the two would take...
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Rachel R. Baum
4 min read
Toe Nails or Not Toe Nails
My idea of a pure, indulgent pleasure is to have a pedicure. For 40 minutes, I can close my eyes and have someone else make my abused...
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